Indian weddings are unlike any other celebration in the world. They are vibrant, full of rich traditions, and often grand in scale. The phrase "big, fat Indian wedding" exists for a reason, and this year, industrialist Mukesh Ambani raised the bar even higher. His younger son’s wedding was a months-long extravaganza that reportedly cost a staggering ₹50 billion ($590 million). This wasn’t just a family celebration—it was a global spectacle.

Weddings in India are not just about two people...